sure, i guess
I won’t recommend it
I would say no
search within yourself or somethin
(magic conch shell) – maybe someday
(magic conch shell) – follow the seahorse
(magic conch shell) – I don’t think so
(magic conch shell) – no
(magic conch shell) – yes
(magic conch shell) – try asking again
you’re stressing me out >.>
it is a good day to do what has to be done
the law requires i answer no
nothing but air, heads up

>.> don’t ask me that
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yes and no
yesn’t
yosh
ogey
yoshi
sí
the answer is logically equivalent to the continuum hypothesis
affirmative
negative
roll a die, if you roll a 2, then yes, otherwise, no
not a chance
many bothans died to bring you this information but the information didn’t arrive
as sure as the sun rises
this is a fundamental truth which has governed the development of the universe
as long as you have enough rubies
See 1 Nephi 13:22
~yes
it do be like that
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
no no no no no no no
yes with the axiom of choice, no without
nunca jamás
no~

You have been cursed, generically.
You have been cursed with a sinus infection.
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People will always ask you things that they could answer with a 2 second search.
Your playlists are decidedly not fire and anyone who listens to them will tell you so.
You have to watch this stream RIGHT NOW!!!
You are now left-footed (your right foot is as awkward as a nondominant hand).
You are aware of how many licks it took to get to the center of every single tootsie pop. Your brain will bring this information up in an inconvenient fashion.
All pasta and noodles that you try to eat are now penne. Even things like ramen.
The Lich personally calls you a nerd.
Your faucets will always leak.
You are cursed, but also double-cursed to never know what the first curse is.
Your KDR will always be embarassing.
You’ll have to live with the consequences of your actions.
Blankets will warm you up too much. No more cozy.
You will feel your skin as if it were a skintight suit over your flesh.
Your nose will be so long that kissing will become impossible.
Your teeth will have the flexibility and texture of noodles, but the same durability.
Your living space will have an infestation of ankle-high sonic ocs.
Someone in your life will ensure you end up tied to a train track in a cheesy villain kinda way.
Hippity hoppity your tongue is now my property.
The IRS will repossess your kneecaps. For you and you alone, this will be legal.
You can only sleep with the fishes. Figuring out the air situation is on you.
Go live in Nebraska. (not necessarily a curse)
You forgot to cook with the vegetables you bought while trying to be responsible.
Your burger king has foot lettuce.
Your eyebrows can grow as long as the hair on your head and grows quite fast.
كان عليك ترجمة هذا.
pay $5 to unlock your curse.
Your pet rock is having second thoughts.
You are not forklift certified.
bonk bonk bonk bonk
Your footsteps naturally squeak.
It is a terrible night to have a curse. (it was going to be a good night to have a curse.)
sentenced to League of Legends.
Shadow the Hedgehog will whisper in your ear at inopportune moments.
Garfield thinks you are the lasagna.
You will slowly transform into Eggman. Is this really a curse Kappa
You hav 2 speak in uwu
Catspeak. You know, like, nya.
Kirby’s gonna eat ya :3
anime
a rat is gonna climb on your head and ratatouille you
Your stomach feels wobbly :<
You have received left pizza with none beef.